I believe the old saying goes something like, "Never burn bridges. You never know when you might need to cross them again." Well, that's a pretty passive, stupid way to operate when dealing with certain people who act like asshole douchebag fucktards. They know you won't burn the bridge so they use that as an excuse to continuously act like oppressive asshole douchebag fucktards. Just torch the motherfucker.
If you're absolutely, totally, completely and utterly done with someone who has angered you to the point that you'd rather swim through raging river rapids filled with piranha and crocodiles and botchelism than ever cross that person's bridge again... Here is my advice for you.
Why just burn a bridge you never intend to cross again when you can flip a switch, turn some keys, and press the red buttons?! I mean you should go straight up Manhattan Project on a bitch, drop an A-Bomb on that wack ass stupid bridge, and decimate that MoFo like it was fucking Hiroshima.
But why stop there? Remember, you're dealing with the Honey Badger and Honey Badger don't give a shit. Personally, I prefer to go straight Project 7000 on some fools and drop a Tsar Bomba on that little bitch ass bridge. The Tsar Bomba is the most powerful nuclear bomb known to man and the size of the explosion is equal to 4,000 Hiroshimas... second only to the volcanic eruption that was responsible for the creation of Yellowstone National Park. It will basically take out not only that bridge, but like the entire state that bridge is in.
BOOM!!!
This is basically how I feel about ACI, Glenn, Fingaz and the 2-faced haters who participated in the fun we've got coming up later today... That's right, we're going to go... I believe the word is "Trolling" and show some actual stuff from Facebook. In the words of Yung Joc and Hotstylz, point 'em out.
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