Happy Super Freak Friday the 13th Theme Songs.. 2 CHAINZ, Twerkathon OH-13, and Mad Trap Music!

Happy Friday the 13th My People! I don't know about you but I'm never phased or superstitious about Fridays that fall on the 13th because they tend to be lucky days for me. For real, it would take a lot for today to be worse than yesterday anyway... but we'll get into that later. Now time for theme songs..

So, I had a birthday about a week ago. I turned the dreaded dirty 30. I meant to do a post that day but I was way too depressed and also way too busy to write anything. Plus I've been dealing with some mad crazy drama drama drama which we will also get into later.

Anyway, to celebrate my belated birthday here is the 2 CHAINZ Song of the Day with Kanye West called Birthday Song... When I die bury me inside the jewelry store. All I want for my birthday is a well-endowed man who isn't a walking douchebag.  

And OH SCHNAP! Just cause I can... BONUS 2 CHAINZ Song of the Day! The new album B.O.A.T.S II: Me Time dropped on Tuesday, 9/10/13, so now all the tracks on it have hit the streets... and by streets I mean interwebz... and by interwebz I mean YouTube. Anyway, I've been DYING to hear this one song called Mainstream Ratchet and finally did this morning. I gotta say that I was disappointed. I don't like the beat for it at all. 2 CHAINZ where ever you are will you please let me remix this song and make it better?!?! I refuse to let it be wack. Here, you can listen to it for yourself and see what I'm talking about...

Next, it's time for today's installment of Twerkathon OH-13... I found this tutorial for all my Booty Bounce Beginners that I think is extremely helpful. This chick is Keaira LaShae and her dance series is pretty good if you're trying to learn not only how to twerk, wind up, body roll.. even dance in a club in a dress.

Here I got you yo.. Cause I just realized some of you might be going out tonight trying to dance in dresses and doing it improperly...

Now time to practice in front of that mirror gurrrrrlllll... Also in celebration of my belated birthday ya know I gotta get in some Uncle Luke...

Also some Kstylis...

Next I've been getting into more EDM based Trap pretty heavily lately. I actually opened my set at Transit with the other night and apparently people were really diggin it. Real quick shoutout to the Give Crew. Thanks again for having me through to play guys! It was good times and I can't wait to do it again!

Anyway, if you don't know much about Trap then you're living under a rock because it's EVERYWHERE right now. If you're a DJ then it's advisable to learn how to play it or you will cease to be relevant to a rack of kids. Here are some of the tracks I'm feelin at the moment to help you get acquainted...

This one is by Baauer's Remix of Rollup by Flosstradamus...

Also still kicking myself because I totally should've played Harlem Shake. Freaking LOVE this song... Totally lied in my post OH MAH GOD! I Fucking LOVE Major Lazer!!! because Harlem Shake is still totally my ringtone.

Also really diggin on some Bro Safari... This one is good. It's called Burn the Block...

And this one called The Drop...

Plus this RL Grime Salva of Mercy...

And this one too...

And finally this Flosstradamus remix of Major Lazer's remix of Original Don which I'm like 99.9% is a remix of a sample from an Old School UK Hardcore Breaks track from way back in the day...

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HAPPY FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY THEME SONGS: 2 CHAINZ, Twerkathon OH-13, and DIPLO!

It's FRIDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I don't know about you but I'm ready for the weekend and am counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds until it begins. I think this may be the only week I've ever done a straight 5 days of theme songs so I hope y'all are enjoying the music I've been digging up. 

I'm not sure if you've noticed yet, but I've been trying to make this series of posts a little more in-depth in the hopes it becomes a source for my readers to discover both new and old songs that are different, obscure, and noteworthy and appreciate the artists who make them.

Anyway, I've got TONS of good stuff for y'all today to get you in the mood so let's get to it...

First up, you know it.. The 2 CHAINZ Song of the Day. This song is brand spankin' new and won't be officially released until September 16th. It's called "Talk Dirty" by Jason Derulo featuring 2 CHAINZ!

Also, it's time for today's installment of Twerkathon OH-13... Yesterday in my post Happy Thursday Theme Songs YaY! I highlighted a crucial issue that needs to be brought out of the closet and into the light... Twerking Addiction. 

Ask yourself these questions... Do you dry hump everything and everyone around you? Do you suffer from lower back pain due to constant arching? Are there footprints on every wall of your home? If the answers to those questions are "Yes" then you may have a problem with twerking.

I found this video showing just how detrimental twerkaholism can be to yourself and your loved ones. Remember, it's a serious disease and there is no cure. (Side note: Totally want that Ratchet beanie so make it happen please and thank you!)...

You probably know what song is coming next...

And this classic twerking anthem by Uncle Luke because Miami Bass is the super shit. Don't stop get it get it...

Also, here is another video with a twerking tutorial. This one is for the fellas because, yes, you too can learn how to twerk...

And thanks to this iSekC dude and his video I discovered my new super jam of the century by Kstylis called Booty Me Down...

I also discovered this gem yesterday by DIPLO featuring Nicky Da B and it is off the freaking chain... 

For those of you who don't know about DIPLO he is an American DJ and producer named Wesley Pentz originally from Mississippi. He is the man behind that disgustingly sick, wicked, AMAZING curtain we call MAJOR LAZER. Now y'all know from my post back in June called OH MAH GOD! I Fucking Love Major Lazer! that I fucking LOVE me some Major Lazer. 

His music is super crucial and he's also ridiculously hot... like I mean RIDICULOUSLY HOT...

Ummmm yeah, for real, I would definitely be a raging CSW for that and turn every wall in my house into a twerk wall. DIPLO if you're out there somewhere reading this and you're single, holler at your girl. 

Here is another track I'm diggin on by DIPLO and Dillon Francis featuring Maluca called Que Que...

And finally, this song called Set It Off by DIPLO featuring Laserdisk Party Sex is proper too... WARNING: The video is for mature audiences only and should not be viewed at work, around children, the elderly or those with high blood pressure as it may cause heart attack or stroke.

BOOM!

OH MAH GOD! I Fucking LOVE Major Lazer!!!

If you haven't heard this song and seen this video then you must have been living under a rock for the past 3 hours. This shit is fucking BANANAS! It's Pon De Floor version 3.0. It's like Cirque du Soleil meets DOA: Dead or Alive plus Attack of the 50 ft. Woman. 

Fair Warning that the following might, can, probably will, or already is happening right now:

1) I will be quoting the white chicks at the beginning for at least the next 3 months. "This beat is fucking dope... Hold still bitch.. Look like a slut." 

2) I am making this my new default cellphone ringtone. Sorry Bauer but the Harlem Shake is soooo 5 months ago. 

3) I am getting those white and green boxing Nikes the one chick is wearing because they are super cute.

4) Don't be surprised if I bust my ass out somewhere doing that super crucial semi-split 3 point stand and end up in the emergency room of a hospital stuck in that position. If you can't and don't see that coming then clearly you don't know me very well and you haven't been paying one damn bit of attention.

Major Lazer ft. 2 Chainz, Bruno Mars, Tyga & Mystic - Bubble Butt