Happy Friday Theme Songs Dedicated to a Hopefully Hater-Free Weekend!

Happy Friday to you all... It's been quite a week. It seems like people just can't seem to help themselves. Between Stalker Neil and the Karaoke Drama Crew, quite frankly I'm spent. Here are some theme songs dedicated to them...

First, my first name must be She Ain't Shit because every time they see me they say "She ain't shit." I'll be dat. I'll be dat. I'll be dat... People seem to be doing an awful lot of talking about me lately and then telling me I'm not important. If I'm not important then why am I dominating your conversations so much? "Oh Niki and her dumb little blog. Nobody reads that crap." OK, you keep thinking that while I serve you up as fodder for my readers who just can't get enough of reading about how much of a douchebag you are. 

Quite frankly, if you have a problem with me you can say it to my face but it loses credibility with each passing day that you don't and instead choose to act like chickenheads. Dem Franchise Boyz say it way better than I can because I can't hear you.

However, I think Jill Scott expresses my emotions more poetically in such a melodic and thoughtful way...

My tolerance levels of people's BS douchebaggery have dropped to an all-time low. Hence why the format of this blog seems to have shifted from reviews on protein bars to publicly putting people in their place without prejudice. Say that 5 times fast. Mystikal can.

Also, I've had this song stuck in my head for several days now. Some people are definitely not keeping it 100... In fact, I don't even think they're keeping it 50 much these days. Maybe they should refrain from claiming that and singing this song at karaoke.

BOOM!

Happy Tuesday Theme Songs From A$ap Rocky...

Happy Tuesday People! Keep repeating this mantra to yourself "I will survive this week. I have got to survive this week." Today's theme songs are all from a particular artist who I am seriously feeling in the most major of ways to end all major ways... A$ap Rocky.

For those of you who don't know about A$ap Rocky, he is a 24 year old rapper out of Harlem whose real name is Rakim Mayers (he was named after legendary hip hop artist Rakim). A$ap has been homeless, sold drugs, his brother died, etc. He has lived the life.

He's released 2 albums thus far. The first was a mixtape called Live. Love. A$ap back in 2011. It's awesome and you should listen to the whole thing. The second was his first mainstream album called Long. Live. A$ap released in January 2013. It's also awesome and you should listen to the whole thing.

You ever hear a song that is SOOOOOOO FREAKING AMAZINGLY GOOD it makes you want to like pull your hair and mush your face and go "OH. MY. GOD. This song is SICK!"? That is how pretty much everything this dude has put out makes me feel. But this song in particular is disgustingly sick. It's called Bass and it is #3 off the mixtape Live. Love. A$ap...

This one is also good. It's #2 off the mixtape...

Another good one.. #10 off the mixtape...

Now let's get into some new stuff off Long. Live. A$ap...

Of course you know this song with Skrillex. If you don't see Happy Monday! Theme Songs to Kick Off Yet Another Week...

Then of course there is this one with 2 CHAINZ, Drake, and Kendrick Lamar (who is also crazy awesome)...

But I'm sure you haven't heard this one yet... It's so dark and weird and obscure that I just don't know if people are quite ready. This is the title track off the album..

Also this one is crucial...

This last one is not on the mixtape or the album but I'm feelin it.. It's called Shabba and it's by another member of the A$ap Mob crew, A$ap Ferg. It features A$ap Rocky and the video has a special cameo made in it by none other than the legendary dancehall artist Shabba Ranks. There is an article on MTV's website that talks about just how rare this is called A$AP Ferg Explains 'Very Rare' Shabba Ranks Cameo, Frame By Frame...

There are loads more songs by A$ap Rocky that I encourage you to check out so go get your YouTube on like now!

Happy Monday Theme Songs From 2CHAINZ!

Sorry I've been MIA folks... Been dealing with a rack of stuff including my car which just cost me a small fortune to get stuff fixed on. My phone also broke and I had to wait for my replacement to come in which meant I was pretty much disconnected for most of last week. Also, I was doing some dating and finally broke the failure to launch first date curse.

Anyway, I'm feelin some 2 CHAINZ in a major way today so that's what we're doing for the theme songs...

First up, the song that provoked this...

Also, I had this song stuck in my head all weekend...

This one is a super fave...

I'mma start a riot...

And this one with Nicki Minaj is the super jam of the century...

And finally, can't forget about this one....

BOOM! Happy Monday!