Happy Friday to you all... It's been quite a week. It seems like people just can't seem to help themselves. Between Stalker Neil and the Karaoke Drama Crew, quite frankly I'm spent. Here are some theme songs dedicated to them...
First, my first name must be She Ain't Shit because every time they see me they say "She ain't shit." I'll be dat. I'll be dat. I'll be dat... People seem to be doing an awful lot of talking about me lately and then telling me I'm not important. If I'm not important then why am I dominating your conversations so much? "Oh Niki and her dumb little blog. Nobody reads that crap." OK, you keep thinking that while I serve you up as fodder for my readers who just can't get enough of reading about how much of a douchebag you are.
Quite frankly, if you have a problem with me you can say it to my face but it loses credibility with each passing day that you don't and instead choose to act like chickenheads. Dem Franchise Boyz say it way better than I can because I can't hear you.
However, I think Jill Scott expresses my emotions more poetically in such a melodic and thoughtful way...
My tolerance levels of people's BS douchebaggery have dropped to an all-time low. Hence why the format of this blog seems to have shifted from reviews on protein bars to publicly putting people in their place without prejudice. Say that 5 times fast. Mystikal can.
Also, I've had this song stuck in my head for several days now. Some people are definitely not keeping it 100... In fact, I don't even think they're keeping it 50 much these days. Maybe they should refrain from claiming that and singing this song at karaoke.
BOOM!
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