Thursday, August 22, 2013

Happy Thursday Theme Songs YAY!

It's Friday Eve Folks! Just one more day and we are home free 2 whole days before we start this endless worker bee rat race cycle all over again. Anyway, if you're already gearing up for your weekend then I got you...

First up is, of course, the 2 CHAINZ song of the day! This one is dedicated to my next installment of More Adventures in Dating the Douchebags of PoF coming up later...


Next, you know we have to keep Twerkathon OH-13 going... I've been getting an awesome response to this little segment and some readers have offered up suggestions that just might take this thing to a whole nother level.

The past couple days we've been delving into some instructional videos for the twerk-challenged or what I'm dubbing "Booty Bounce Beginners". Here are some more songs for you to practice your new found shaking skills. These have some instructions...

Huey's Pop, Lock, and Drop It shows you have twerking can be coordinated into an actual dance everyone can do...


Also, I'm sure you've heard this one from French Montana on the radio recently...


But, today I'd like to focus on a serious issue that plagues many a twerking veteran... Ass Shaking Addiction. Here is a cautionary tale about 2 young girls named Chuchi and Beba... 


For those of you out there who are all too familiar with this affliction, it's OK. We will get through this together. I'm forming a support group called Twerkaholics Anonymous. 

Hello, my name is Niki Slik and I am a jiggle junkie. I can't stop twerking. I'm actually doing it right now. So turn off that Taylor Swift crap and turn up that Sissy Nobby!

 

Now for those of you who are like, "That's cool but where's the DnB at?!" I've got something for you too... It's all about some Chase and Status today. Here are some of my faves...

Hello and welcome to Music Club!


Also Smash TV with the Guns n Roses Welcome to the Jungle sample... Just FYI BTW, this song makes an awesome alarm...


and finally a song I heard yesterday on Slacker that I'm really diggin called End Credits...


BOOM!

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